Since I began answering sex questions back in 1994, I have had the honor of answering many that might be considered unusual by most sensibilities. Here are a some from the past few years. I just want to remind everyone that sexuality exists on a spectrum and although these questions may seem uncommon, they can still be considered a healthy part of anyone’s sex life.
Urethra size envy
“I’m not so concerned about my penis size, but I feel my urethra is too small. I’ve tried to notice other men’s and mine seems so small that urine and ejaculate comes out in a very thin stream. It makes me really self-conscious. What can I do to stretch it out?” ~Ted, New York
Doorknobs and broomsticks?
“I’ve seen those dildos that suction to windows and mirrors but I’m looking for one I can use as a doorknob. I’ve rubbed against doorknobs to masturbate since I was a little girl and would love to have a more “penetrative” experience with one. I wouldn’t even be opposed to leaving it in the doorknob slot to use as a functional door handle, since it might be a pain to replace w/a regular doorknob constantly.”~ Connie, California
Food and color of discharge
“Is there anything I can eat or drink to change the color of my vaginal discharge? It’s super white and clumpy and I almost exclusively wear black undies. I end up with embarrassing white streaks. I figured since I can’t control the amount I discharge maybe I could do something about the color so it blends in better. Any darker color would be fine.”~ Jackie, California
Waking the neighbors
“I need help! I love my boyfriend very much but when he comes over and we have sex (especially early in the morning or late at night), he screams when he comes. And not just a loud grunt or moan, but he’s actually yelled so loudly before that I had a picture fall off the wall, the cops called on us twice, and now my landlord wants to kick me out because of it. He lives at home with his parents so we can’t have sex there. I don’t know what to do. I feel embarrassed to even bring it up to him.”~ Sally, Florida
Puppy Love
“I think I have a problem. I find myself fantasizing about my dog licking himself. I just recently adopted a dog from the pound — I’ve never owned one before. Anyway, I seem to be fascinated when I watch him clean himself. Especially when he becomes aroused and I can watch him lick his own cock. Now, the last few times I’ve masturbated, I can’t stop thinking about him giving himself head. Do I have penis envy…as far as wishing I could lick myself the way he does, or am I starting to get attracted to dogs? I don’t want to actually have sex with him but wrong with me?”~Dog Lover, Wisconsin