New Year’s Resolution: Sex Stay-cation

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The new year is upon us and I’d like to take the time to point out that whoever you are out there that your sex life could use a little tune up. Yes, it’s a bit like spring cleaning but what better way to improve your partnered relationship. 

Where the hell are Jack and Kate?

First off, tell everyone who needs to know that you will be unavailable by phone or e-mail or iPad or FaceTime or Skype or Facebook or Twitter or Instagram…Ok, Ok you get the picture. You don’t have to say to brother Billy Bob, “Hey, bro, I’m going on a sex stay-cation with the old ball and chain.” Nope just let them know you and the wifey are taking a much needed break and don’t want to be bothered with the scores from the most recent game. And find a place you are comfortable with for the kids. Don’t feel guilty. A healthier person makes for a healthier Mommy and Daddy.